Boredee Bore Bored!!!

Oh God... Oh God oh God oh God..... I'm terribly bored... Terribly. Completely. Utterly. Totally. Entirely. Fully. Wholly. Gawd, I'm bored... And I have absolutely no idea what to do. Not even the Devil is telling me something to do in the least.

What do you do when you are bored? Do you swat flies and then dry them in the sun and draw stuff around them to make some awesome pictures? Or, do you arbitly open up some chat window and talk to Strangers? Or, better still do you go to the washroom and pretend to talk to yourself while a person is in the next cubicle?

Yes, there seem to be loads of ideas running in my head, but I'm still bored.

Shopping? (if I had the money, I would go)
Partying? (if I was invited, I would go)
Hanging out with friends? (if they weren't busy, I'd do this)
Chatting with people? (if someone was online I'd do this)
Swatting the flies? (if they were there inside my air conditioned office, I'd do it for sure)

Heh heh heh.. I seem to complain a lot don't I?? well, that's because I'm BORED. Bee-Oh-Are-Ee-Dee : Bored.

The net transfer speed was slow while a horror film was being sent across. Guess even the comps got scared....
Why don't money plants give us money? Wish they did...
A man became pregnant!! Thank God for that... Takes away all the tension from us women folk :)

I'm still bored......

Is There Anything Special?

Whats the need of celebrating something on a particular day? Ok, birthdays and anniversaries are understandable, but Valentine's Day? Rose Day? Father's Day? Mother's Day?... Come on, gimme a break. We do not need a ONE day to express our feelings for those we love. Expressions and emotions should be expressed freely, whenever felt like. Somehow trying to ape Western culture by celebrating these 'days' seems a little fake, especially when, in our Indian culture, joint families have existed and still do. In the West, people hardly have time for family and thus came up with this "day" thingy. We do not need it.

Yes, I know its loads of fun and makes you want to giggle and hug yourself for joy as you are remembered, and showered with gifts (hopefully!)... But then, why don't you pause and think.. If you are thought of on that day by someone special, chances are, that that person thinks of you most of the time, every single day.. They can express it on any day they want... So can you :)

Everyday is special... Burn the candles, use the nice sheets... Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

Will I come Back To Earth?

Have you ever got the feeling that you're not going to come back to earth? Or the feeling that you just cannot stop doing what you are doing, because if you do terrible things might happen? Or the feeling that you just might go into orbit? The desperate urge to swing, and swing away to glory.. Push yourself as hard as you can and try to get the swing to make a complete revlution :)

Being a kid sometimes is possibly the best thing that anyone can do. Being an adult is fine, but behaving like one all the time can get to be a bit of a pain. Running around as fast as you can, swinging away to glory, laughing away to glory while on a see-saw, playing on a merry-go-round (while you are probably 24 odd years old) are probably some of the most exhilirating things that one can do.

Go, enjoy.. Be a kid once in a while.. Trust me, it might seem like a stoopid thing to do at first, but once you get into the flow, there's no stopping you :)

What Is It...

What is it that makes sitting for hours at a stretch at a hookah joint fun?
What is it that makes you want to shift from the front seat of a car to the back seat, while it's moving?
What is it that makes you jump for glee when you have something that you look forward to doing, or someone that you look forward to meeting?
What is it that makes someone your best friend?
What is it that makes blowing smoke rings so cool?
What is it that makes you grin away to glory when someone tells you something pretty normal?
What is it that makes you fall for someone?
What is it that makes you want to run as fast as your body will allow you, whenever you can?
What is it that makes you want to hang out with your best friend/lover?
What is it that makes you want to vent out some pent up anger in the form of some sport?
What is it that makes you fall in love with someone and that person ends up becoming your best friend? Your confidante?


They all make you feel darn good; as thought there is nothing in this world that can spoil your happiness. You feel whole, the adrenalin surges through your blood, and you feel rejuvinated. They all make you realise that you should do what you feel like, and when you feel like it. They also make you realise that you should not have any expectations and take life as it comes. Enjoy the moment, before it slips away.

They all make you smile and feel complete....

Such a Pain...

X has many many friends.. Most of them are of the opposite sex. X preferred it this way, as according to X, they made better friends as they very rarely had hung ups, and were very upfront and cleared issues as and when they happened. X loved those friends, they were sensible. But it's not like X did not like the other gender friends. It's just that sometimes they got too irrirating and behaved like a bunch of girls..

One day X was sitting under a tree and something happened, by virtue of which a couple of X's friends had a quarrel. Now X knows that the blame is slightly on his/her shoulders too. But the fight between the 2 kinda blew out of proportions, with one of them threatening to sever ties with X and the other person.

WTF!!!! *eye roll*

Now, on to something completely different but slightly related...

Girls are complicated creatures. I mean, ok look... SUppose a girl is talking to a guy, and she suddenly stops. What would the guy think? Why did she stop talking? Hmmm, being a girl myself, I shall try to analyse the female psyche.. I think there are several possible explanations...

(i) She thinks the guy is interested in her and wants to maintain a distance ans she doesn't like him 'that' way..

(ii) She has pms

(iii)She fought with her boyfriend and is venting it out on this guy

(iv) She has a crush on him whilst dating someone else and is feeling guilty.

I myself have absolutely no frikkin' clue as to what's wrong with the chick.




p.s.: Oh!! she could have just been busy............ *deep in thought*

Theories...

Relationship No. 1

Do you think first relationships work out? First in the sense, the first person you date. Do you end up with that person? My thoery is that, the first relationship usually doesn't work out. Work out in the sense, end up in marriage. Yes, I agree its a wonderful feeling to get married to your first love, but most of the time it just doesn't happen. The ones that happen afterwards, usually work out. Why, you may ask. Why do I have such an opinion.
See, when you get into your first relationship, you're young. And somehow as you mature, you learn from your mistakes. Awesome for you if it works out. All I am saying is that the subsequent relationships have higher chances of becoming something solid as you'd have learnt from your previous mistakes. You know what to expect and what not to. you know your flaws, and you know where you have to and should not compromise.

Women are L**bians

According to me, all women are 25% l**bian by default. I mean, it's true. We check out other chicks, comment about their clothes; oggle at them if they're pretty; wish we had a body like their's. We basiclly objectify them. And staring at a woman, checking her out, sizing her up, are all l**bian tendencies, if you ask me. (Nothing wrong with that, though).. :)
So, this is an awesome bit of truth I have let out of the bag for you guys out there. Girl on girl action can start exploding as vivid imagery in your heads!! (pun intended) :P