Statutory Warning

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They should probably put a statutory warning on stilettos.. I mean, seriously.. Do you know they can kill? Or cause temporary paralysis? Or that they can actually make you wish you didn't have ankles??

I made the huge mistake of wearing stilettos and roaming about in malls (note the plural). Good grief! At first me and a friend of mine were pretty proud of ourselves, we were walking without tripping, and we were walking like models and looked pretty tall and hot and awesome! Heads were turning, some were even gaping!! We were strutting our stuff!!! But then after a while, it started hurting. Ok, at that point of time it was nothing that we couldn't handle. But then a little while later, it was excruciating, seriously. Horrid- is the only word I can use to describe the experience of walking around in a mall in heels (3.5" ones that too)..

After a while we both realised that there was absolutely no point in walking around and slowly killing ourselves. So we removed the heels and walked around in the mall BAREFEET!!!! We entered Anita Dongre's (AND) store barefeet, we went to a shoe shop bare feet, we even left the mall and caught an auto with no slippers on!! At that point we didn't give a damn as to who saw us and what they were thinking.. All we could think of was how comfortable a flat surface felt, against the hot soles of our feet which had been kept at an incline of at least 45 degrees!!

Anyhow, right now I'm massaging my sore feet with ice cubes, and tending to several shoe bites on the soles of my feet.

Statutory warning - Wear At Your Own Risk, User's Discretion Is Advised.. Until and unless you are only going to sit, or maybe stand for a while, do not, I repeat, DO NOT wear stilettos. They can make you wish you didn't have feet at all...
Trust me

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