Theories...

Relationship No. 1

Do you think first relationships work out? First in the sense, the first person you date. Do you end up with that person? My thoery is that, the first relationship usually doesn't work out. Work out in the sense, end up in marriage. Yes, I agree its a wonderful feeling to get married to your first love, but most of the time it just doesn't happen. The ones that happen afterwards, usually work out. Why, you may ask. Why do I have such an opinion.
See, when you get into your first relationship, you're young. And somehow as you mature, you learn from your mistakes. Awesome for you if it works out. All I am saying is that the subsequent relationships have higher chances of becoming something solid as you'd have learnt from your previous mistakes. You know what to expect and what not to. you know your flaws, and you know where you have to and should not compromise.

Women are L**bians

According to me, all women are 25% l**bian by default. I mean, it's true. We check out other chicks, comment about their clothes; oggle at them if they're pretty; wish we had a body like their's. We basiclly objectify them. And staring at a woman, checking her out, sizing her up, are all l**bian tendencies, if you ask me. (Nothing wrong with that, though).. :)
So, this is an awesome bit of truth I have let out of the bag for you guys out there. Girl on girl action can start exploding as vivid imagery in your heads!! (pun intended) :P